Lisa Long
Nude

Ever find yourself thinking nasty, nasty thoughts about what you’d like to do to your local suburban soccer mom in the back of her minivan? Then might we suggest Lisa Long, who has been in the industry (you guessed it) a long time. Lisa got her start on an episode of The Twilight Zone back in 1985, and has since amassed a resume as long as your arm, including appearances on Designing Women, Seventh Heaven, Murder She Wrote (where she played Officer Rizzoli from 1988 to 1995), Veronica Mars, Modern Family, and Community. She’s also appeared in films alongside big-name stars like Tom Hanks (Cast Away, 2000), Mel Gibson (What Women Want, 2000) and the far more tantalizing Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning (The Runaways, 2010). With so many credits to her name, it’s really a shame that Lisa waited until 2013 to make her nude debut on an episode of Shameless as a lesbian charged with grinding the gay out of William H. Macy. Something in our pants just got long… Even though she’s now a little long in the tooth, Lisa is still a smokeshow. Check her out in the Crackle series StartUp. In one episode she dresses in skimpy underwear and fishnet stockings to give a guy a lap dance. Her boob meat is bounteous and her butt cheeks retain their youthful shape via the thong/fishnets combo. We also get a surprise tramp stamp appearance as the camera films the act from above. We long to see more of Lisa’s skin.